ME and MY BOSS

When I take a long time to finish,

I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time,

he is thorough..

When I don't do it,

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it,

he is busy..

When I do something without being told,

I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same,

he takes the initiative..

When I please my boss,

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss,

He is cooperating..

When I make a mistake,

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake,

He's only human..

When I am out of the office,

I am wandering around.

When my boss is out of the office,

He's on business..

When I am on a day off sick,

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick,

He must be very ill..

When I apply for leave,

I must be going for an interview.

When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked..

When I do good,

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong,

he never forgets..

What to do??????

I will simply give my BEST..

Who knows..

I would be “The BOSS” someday!